Plurktionary

What happens when Plurk is down and you are forced to use that other microblogging site.
This post was submitted by DebInDenver.

a nervous reaction caused by a Plurk maintenance outage. Symptoms are shaking hands and compulsively refreshing your Plurk page to see if it is back up.
This post was submitted by DebInDenver.

Plurkover (noun) - The symptom of a Plurkaholic who can’t stop plurking. “I am going to have a Plurkover if I keep plurking til 4am”
This post was submitted by MsCapriKell.

Plurky “WTF” equivalent. Can also be abbreviated as “WTP”.
This post was submitted by Zwart.

1. The inability to keep from Plurking.
2. A Plurker whose Plurks one cannot resist reading.
This post was submitted by http://www.plurk.com/user/terriwoda.

A law stating that “As the length of one’s Plurk session increases, the probability of seeing or participating in a discussion of karma approaches one.”
(This law is an homage to Godwin’s Law, which states that “As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”)
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your state of mind after staying up late to Plurk.
This post was submitted by DebInDenver.

A tweeter who doesn’t get Plurk.
This post was submitted by balebond.

A general feeling of elation after discovering Plurk and really getting into it. Usually accompanied by an increased loathing of Twitter.
This post was submitted by gj=acomputerpro.

Deciding you can’t keep up with responses and hitting “Mark all as read”
“There were over 400 responses and I knew I couldn’t read them all. I had to declare plurkruptcy to start catching up.”
This post was submitted by Dave Lawson.